i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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