You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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