why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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