you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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