Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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