love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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