I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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