in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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