I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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