I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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