somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's shark week go big or go home
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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