Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
you inspire me to be a worse person
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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