she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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