Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
