So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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