it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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