Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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