Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We had to coat check the pizza.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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