I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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