yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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