Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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