So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
