shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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