yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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