it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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