Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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