I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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