We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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