As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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