hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I need to align my fucking chakras
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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