Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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