weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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