Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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