He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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