her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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