is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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