Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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