its not stalking. its research.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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