I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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