no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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