If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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