woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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