Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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