its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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