Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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