i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There's always time for handjobs
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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