...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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