More tranny stories later!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
