I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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