He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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