bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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