Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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