Apparently you make a good broom.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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