He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My dick has a subreddit
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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