I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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