He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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