they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
as a side note pls kill me
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
