so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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