My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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