I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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